To hell with the rest of these feuding maroons.
Far more provocative and watchable Potential Rosie spin-offs:
Ring-Around-the-Rosie: Adventures in Babysitting meets Kindergarten Cop! Watch the bumbling gruff-ster with a heart of gold as she tries her hand at running a daycare center without losing all of her marbles. 13 episode tally: Fatal accidents narrowly avoided: 32; smoke breaks: 397; number of times “Holy Cannoli!” is exclaimed: 654; laughs: ENDLESS!
Cannonball Rosie: Half MTV Spring Break, half America’s Got Talent, watch rockin’ Rosie host an endless pool party overflowing with contests, prizes, and hilarity! Slap on some sunscreen, and don’t forget your suit!
An hour of Rosie doing anything, literally anything, as long as it doesn’t involve the New Jersey Housewives.